(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
-(ELEVATOR DINGING)
-Hiya, fellas. Anybody home?
TITANS: Surprise!
BIRDARANG:
A surprise party?
Oh, happiest day of the birth,
Beatbox and Birdarang!
-Oh, dang! Dave!
-(BARKING)
Super Robin!
-Pain Bot.
-PAIN BOT: Pain.
The whole gang is here.
You Titans are tops!
You guys are all part
of the Titan family,
and we are so proud.
You know it.
-We all...
-ROBIN: Titans, listen up!
I've prepared some longwinded
remarks for the occasion.
(CLEARING THROAT)
It all began on that...
-(DAVE GROWLING)
-Thanks, Dave.
ROBIN:
Down, Dave!
I don't know what to say,
except...
-Give me a beat!
-(FUNKADELIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(GRUNTING)
Pain. Pain.
You are quite the dancer,
Super Robin.
"Quite the dancer."
I can't believe she's fallen
for those lame moves.
(SIREN BLARING)
Crime alert in Jump City!
We'd better check it out!
Titans, go!
We'll be right back.
We need more ice anyway!
Keep this party going!
Roger that.
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
(DISCO CONTINUES PLAYING)
This partay won't ever stop.
You won't keep us
in here forever.
THE BRAIN:
I won't have to.
These last eight months
have been very productive.
My project is nearly complete.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Hey, Brian, we gonna eat soon?
Brian? Who's Brian?
You! You're Brian.
No, my name is The Brain.
The "A" is before the "I".
What is this?
Reading school?
Argh!
Don't worry, Titans.
I have the perfect
escape plan.
Dude, will you give it up?
You've been trying to escape
for eight months now.
And every time it fails,
he gives us... the torture.
What can we do, Robin?
He took away our powers.
But, he didn't get mine.
Because my powers are up here.
And in here.
(STRAINING)
And mostly... here.
Face it, if we're going
to escape, it's all up to us.
Now listen, here's the plan.
Beast Boy creates a diversion.
The Brain comes in
to check it out.
I get the drop on him
and take him down.
It can't miss.
Are you crazy, man?
That'll never work.
Please, do not make the
Beast Boy do it.
Do it!
And don't deviate
from the plan!
Ah, fine.
(YELLING)
Help! Help!
(COUGHING)
I need a doctor!
(WHEEZING DRAMATICALLY)
Just like I planned.
(LAUGHING)
THE BRAIN:
Trying to escape again?
Perhaps this will
teach you a lesson.
No! No!
Robin made me!
Teach him a lesson!
(SOBBING) He's the one
who needs teaching!
(BEEPING)
-(ELECTRICITY SIZZLING)
-(TITANS SCREAMING)
(COUGHING)
(WEAKLY)
Titans, I have a new plan.
(TITANS GROANING)
(DISCO CONTINUES PLAYING)
(MONITOR BEEPING)
BIRDARANG:
What's crackalackin, yo?
A distress beacon?
Oh, snap, I thought
it was a party light.
A suicide mission
to rescue the other Titans?
I'm down,
who else is in?
(GROWLING)
(BEATBOXING)
Pain.
That's what's up.
(TUNING RADIO)
(GROWLING)
BIRDARANG:
Boom!
(CLATTERING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
BIRDARANG:
My bad.
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
BIRDARANG: Oh, man!
That move was off the hook!
(GASPING)
Dang, yo!
That's a party foul.
(STRAINING)
Got it.
Now, if I can just reach
the shut-off switch.
Can you reach your
shut-off switch?
You can't escape.
Nobody's coming for us.
Fine with me.
I'm happy here.
Got my bucket,
and three meals a day.
It is nice and quiet.
And tomorrow is the
night of the grilled cheese.
(STRUGGLING)
You'll thank me in a minute.
-(BEEPING)
-(SLAMMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
This really hurts!
Hey, hey, hey, keep it down!
(SCREAMING)
Bro, do us a solid,
and scream a little quieter.
Please!
This is the worst pain
I've ever experienced!
You are risking the night
of the grilled cheese!
THE BRAIN:
Another escape attempt?
-(ELECTRICITY SIZZLING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
Peep this. Now is not the
time to feel like a bunch
of sad sacks, fellas.
The Titans have been
so good to us.
And now they need our help.
Pain Bot, remember how
you felt before you met them?
Pain.
Word.
And how do you feel now?
Pain.
-Word!
-(BARKING)
Word!
Word to your whole family.
-(SHATTERING)
-Dang!
-(EXPLODING)
-That was off the chain!
(ROBOTIC CHATTERING)
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
Now, that's what I call
a distraction.
(MUSIC RESUMING)
(GRUNTING)
The perfect escape.
One man.
One spoon.
Whatevs, dude.
I ain't digging nothing.
Brian said if we're good,
he'll let us have a TV.
He is evil, but fair.
Hey, hey, hey, wake up!
We have to focus
on the tunnel.
Nobody is coming.
-BIRDARANG: Hiya, fellas.
-RAVEN: Birdarang?
We thought we'd throw you
a surprise rescue party.
Guys! Guys! The tunnel!
No one is coming for us!
Look who has
come for us, Robin.
Dig!
(ROBIN STRUGGLING)
I can't believe you found us.
THE BRAIN: They have come
on a fool's errand.
(BRAIN GROANING)
Fueled by your super powers,
behold Project Brain!
"Brain's Robotic
Indestructible Armor Nexus."
BEAST BOY:
That's Project Brian, dude.
No, "Brain." B-R-I...
Kilowatts, how could I
make that mistake?
(YELLING)
-Fellas, bust a move.
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(BEEPING)
(BARKING)
(CAWING)
-(MUSIC SUDDENLY STOPPING)
-(IN SLOW MOTION) No!
(BASS PLAYING)
(BASS STOPPING)
(GASPING)
Don't go, bro!
(SOBBING)
Don't go, bro!
Now, I will finish you all.
Let's dance, Brian.
(SHRIEKING)
(LASER FIRING)
(CIRCUITS SCRAMBLING)
Ahh!
(TITANS CHEERING)
(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
Focus, Titans.
The tunnel's our only hope!
(MONSTER SCREAMING)
Star, Raven,
take the left flank!
Cyborg, we'll take the right.
And Beast Boy,
you go pterodactyl
right up the middle!
Titans, go!
(POPPING)
(SCREAMING)
Ugh!
What happened
to my pterodactyl?
Hurry, Beastie, we need you!
It's Cheetah time, then.
-(CAT GROWLING)
-(POPPING)
(PANTING)
(GRUNTING)
Uh, is something wrong
with your powers?
Of course not!
Great! Because we need a rhino
to knock this guy off-balance!
One rhino comin' at ya!
Where's that rhino?
Are, are you blind, bro?
(IMITATING FIERCE RHINO)
(STRUGGLING)
Ow!
(ELECTROCUTING)
Ha, ha, yeah!
That's how rhinos do it! Uh!
(ELEVATOR DINGING)
Admit it, Beast Boy,
you've lost your powers.
I was just having
an off day, bro.
Beast Boy, we need to
talk about this.
Yes, we can talk
about it over
the vegan portobello pizza
with the creamy garlic sauce
I've brilliantly prepared.
(CLAPPING)
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Ooh, fancy!
-Ha!
-(SMACKING)
Ow!
Were you just gonna eat that
with your hands, bro?
Gross!
Use a serving fork.
(LOUD CHOMPING)
Star, please,
that's super gross.
Bro, napkin.
Use it.
Ugh, animals.
Whoa, when did Beast Boy
become the civilized one?
That's it!
The comforts of modern
life have stripped you
of your animal instinct.
Then that is why Beast Boy
cannot turn into the animal.
Ahh!
You're right!
The old Beast Boy
would never have used
a fork to eat pizza!
I need to get my animal
instincts back by reconnecting
with Mother Nature.
Be warned, Beast Boy.
She is the worst
mother of them all.
There is a reason
we all live inside.
I gotta do it, bro.
I gotta run free!
Then run free, Beast Boy!
Run free!
Free, free, free!
(ALL MUNCHING)
(INHALING)
Finally!
Back to Mother Nature!
Beautiful sun.
(SNIFFING)
Ah, fresh air.
Clean water.
(SLURPING)
So good and so fresh.
(SLURPING)
So hairy... Ahh!
(SPITTING)
(BURPING)
(LOW GROWLING)
What's up, buggie-bug?
How's nature
been treating you, baby?
(CHITTERING)
-(NERVOUS SQUEALING)
-(LOUD SQUISHING)
(GROANING)
(RETCHING)
-What up?
-(CHOMPING)
Ahh!
Why, nature, why?
(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
(WIND HOWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
-(SQUIRRELS SQUEAKING)
(SCREAMING)
(CHIRPING)
(SNIFFING)
I warned Beast Boy about
coming into this
hostile environment.
(HOOTING)
We need to remember
that Mother Nature
is against us out here.
We'll have to do whatever
it takes to survive
until we find Beast Boy.
(CHOMPING)
(GULPING)
Ahh!
What did you do that for?
Blech!
Pure protein!
Out here, you take every
meal you can get.
You never know when you'll
have a chance to eat again.
Okay, crazy, you just ate
a sandwich five minutes ago.
(CHOMPING)
Oh, come on, man!
In the wild, any meal
could be your last.
No, Robin, please!
Mmm, this forest
is loaded with butterflies!
(BEAST BOY SHUDDERING)
How am I supposed
to connect with nature
when it's so terrible!
(SHIVERING)
I'm cold, I'm hungry...
(SQUEAKING)
Hey, bunny.
How do you do it, bro?
How do you survive out here?
You're so cute and fluffy.
I mean, how do you stay
so meaty, bro?
With those delicious ribs,
and juicy thighs?
So thick and fat.
Come here!
Let me put you in my mouth!
(EXCLAIMING)
Who... What...
Who are you?
I am Mother Nature.
Woah.
-(TITANS GASPING)
-Titans!
I have found some tracks
belonging to Beast Boy.
(SLURPING AND CHOMPING)
Pure protein!
Now, is everyone
staying hydrated?
I could use
the liquid refreshment.
Mmm-mmm!
Where did this water
come from?
From the lake.
(CROAKING)
Ugh.
We have to do what
we have to do to
survive in the wild.
(HOOTING)
This place is making
me so crazy.
I almost ate that
adorable bunny.
Hey, where did the bunny go?
He's right there.
-(WOLVES HOWLING)
-(BUNNY TWITCHING)
(GASPING)
Robin was right. You are
the worst mother ever.
(BIRD SQUEALING)
(YELLING)
What did you say about me?
Not that robin, fool!
How do you let your animals
live in these conditions?
-(BIRD YELPING)
-I'm a firm believer in
survival of the fittest.
But if see your wolf kid
eating your bunny kid,
you gotta do something.
I can't.
It's the circle of life.
You don't need any circles
if you have taco stands.
Tacos?
Yeah, tacos.
I've been out here for
a while, and I know exactly
what this place needs.
(TASTING)
(GASPING)
-Titans!
-Ahh!
I know what happened
to Beast Boy.
-Where is he?
-Follow me.
He regained his instincts and
can turn into animals again.
Oh, that is the great news!
But, then he got cocky!
Prancing through the forest
in the form of a deer,
he had a fateful meeting
with the majestic King Deer.
They couldn't come to terms,
so Beast Boy challenged
that deer to become
the Emperor of the Forest!
Yes!
It's all so very clear now.
I do not understand.
Where is the Beast Boy now?
This is Beast Boy.
BOTH: (SOBBING)
No!
No, that's not him.
Poor, poor Beast Boy.
You could never be
Emperor of the Forest,
couldn't you see that?
Why?
(SOBBING)
Why did you challenge
King Deer for his throne?
Why? Why?
He was just a boy!
(ALL SOBBING)
Wow. Well, I'm ready
to go back to the tower.
Are you sure this will
improve the forest?
I guarantee it, mama.
You don't even know.
Now, let's ditch a couple
of those trees.
Okay.
(ZAPPING)
See how that
opens everything up?
Now put some homes in there.
(MOTHER NATURE GIGGLING)
Now we're cooking!
Speaking of cooking,
hook this place up with
that taco stand, yo!
Now some billboards
to advertise those tacos!
Now, do you see this?
Look at that!
No one's eating anyone.
Everyone's got a roof
over their head
and a good paying job.
That's what I call nature.
This is so much better,
Beast Boy!
How can I ever thank you?
-(POPPING)
-Whoa, look!
I've reconnected with nature.
Literally, yo!
My powers are back.
(POPPING)
That's what I'm talking about.
-(ALL GASPING)
-Pure protein!